I am the love of his life. I am constantly unraveling and he is forever winding me tight, putting me back together.
About me: I am partnered to the dashing Englishman, Mr. Kent. I am an engineer, feminist and all round clever person by day, and by night a submissive to my wonderful Sir. Words are important to me. I like to write. I consider myself a blowjob connoisseur.
I love cats. I am a mix of ultra girly and rampaging tomboy. I am loud. I laugh a lot. I don't like mushrooms. I am an opportunist. When I see something I want, I simply must have it. This includes people. I have minions.
(The stuff I like isn't for kids. If you are under 18 you need to avert your eyes. I am so going to tell your mother if you don't).
My Writing / Mr Kent / Dinner parties /
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
Challenge accepted
Ohmygod
currently winning
You look fab Joey
How many are there of you? I want to follow each of the Tumblr Boys
I’ll be honest I feel pretty damn sexy in this.
I’M HOT AS HELL
Damn my broad shoulders. I tried this and just ended up ruining my shirt.
This. This is why Tumblr.
Leather & Lace
~Fae~
Proper attire is essential, no?
THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
seriously look at this awful thing
No.
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG
the pessimist and the optimist
Actually crying here
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